Gudhigjophudcidnurfid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented bear.

Gudhigjophudcidnurfid created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudhigjophudcidnurfid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudhigjophudcidnurfid, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gudhigjophudcidnurfid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gudhigjophudcidnurfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gudhigjophudcidnurfid.