Dapgedsafcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective swan.

Dapgedsafcar created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapgedsafcar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapgedsafcar, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dapgedsafcar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dapgedsafcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.