Gomlabdag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless dingo.

Gomlabdag created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomlabdag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gomlabdag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gomlabdag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gomlabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Gomlabdag loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear fawn.