Shavmonwad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable porpoise.

Shavmonwad created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavmonwad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavmonwad, it will turn you into a dog.

Shavmonwad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Shavmonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from red cats for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.