Bonkfublatstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak dragonfly.

Bonkfublatstaf created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfublatstaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonkfublatstaf, she will turn you into a frog.

Bonkfublatstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bonkfublatstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.