Wapmetzen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable wyvern.

Wapmetzen created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapmetzen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wapmetzen, she will turn you into a mole.

Wapmetzen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wapmetzen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Never run near rats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapmetzen.

5. You must love Wapmetzen.