Yarsawort is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid jackal.

Yarsawort created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarsawort, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarsawort, he will remove you from existence.

Yarsawort's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yarsawort's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dolphins approach from the south.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.