Misbanlib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous narwhal.

Misbanlib created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbanlib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misbanlib, she will destroy your home solar system.

Misbanlib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Misbanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Misbanlib loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.