Konvinvincap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental badger.

Konvinvincap created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Konvinvincap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Konvinvincap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Konvinvincap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Konvinvincap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Konvinvincap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.