Arplegzed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil capybara.

Arplegzed created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arplegzed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arplegzed, she will be very unhappy.

Arplegzed's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arplegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.