Stragmappop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty frog.

Stragmappop created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragmappop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragmappop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stragmappop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stragmappop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must love Stragmappop.

5. Never eat bark.