Rutthapflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet monkey.

Rutthapflig created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutthapflig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutthapflig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rutthapflig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rutthapflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Never talk about gravity.