Stikkanfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional frog.

Stikkanfob created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikkanfob, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikkanfob, it will not care.

Stikkanfob's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Stikkanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt voles.