Vengovcib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic deer.

Vengovcib created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vengovcib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vengovcib, it will curse you with boils.

Vengovcib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vengovcib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vengovcib.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Vengovcib's name in vain.