Bemlakrot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful eagle.

Bemlakrot created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemlakrot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bemlakrot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bemlakrot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bemlakrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not cook food in pots.