Himsasganpad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing lobster.

Himsasganpad created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himsasganpad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himsasganpad, he will manifest in front of you.

Himsasganpad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Himsasganpad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six swans approach from the south.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.