Jantenpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient owl.

Jantenpod created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jantenpod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jantenpod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Jantenpod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jantenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Put Jantenpod first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.