Veenfudtit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful dragon.

Veenfudtit created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfudtit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veenfudtit, she will come to you in dreams.

Veenfudtit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Veenfudtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.