Dumgetkad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless jellyfish.

Dumgetkad created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgetkad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumgetkad, she will ignore you.

Dumgetkad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dumgetkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never bounce near otters.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.