Nutdothat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy cow.

Nutdothat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdothat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutdothat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nutdothat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nutdothat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing green trousers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Always look after injured sheep.