Targ is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured seal.

Targ created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Targ, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Targ's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Targ must be the most important thing in your life.