Janrillop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain ant.

Janrillop created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Janrillop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Janrillop, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Janrillop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Janrillop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Janrillop loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never jump in the presence of whales.

5. Janrillop loves snakes, so they must be honoured.
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