Jammilgan Butbagjan is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, quiet
chinchilla.
Jammilgan Butbagjan created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jammilgan Butbagjan, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jammilgan Butbagjan, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Jammilgan Butbagjan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Jammilgan Butbagjan's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always obey Jammilgan Butbagjan's priests.
4. Never laugh near hamsters.
5. Never talk about fire.