Vegsanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane rhinoceros.

Vegsanfeb created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegsanfeb, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegsanfeb, he will turn you into a rock.

Vegsanfeb's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vegsanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Vegsanfeb loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
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