Cidartgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind wyrm.

Cidartgig created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidartgig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidartgig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cidartgig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cidartgig's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.