Bogbignurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing newt.

Bogbignurl created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbignurl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbignurl, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogbignurl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bogbignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.