Hivsanrakyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind otter.

Hivsanrakyog created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivsanrakyog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivsanrakyog, she will curse you with boils.

Hivsanrakyog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hivsanrakyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Hivsanrakyog.