Bogzogkanciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever crow.

Bogzogkanciss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogzogkanciss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogzogkanciss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogzogkanciss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bogzogkanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogzogkanciss.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

5. Never eat green fruit.