Nuttrigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent fly.

Nuttrigdun created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrigdun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttrigdun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nuttrigdun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nuttrigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. You must love Nuttrigdun.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.