Targnellyarlduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful crane.

Targnellyarlduss created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targnellyarlduss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targnellyarlduss, he will not care at all.

Targnellyarlduss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Targnellyarlduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targnellyarlduss.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away if three hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured bats.