Targnellyarlduss is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, blissful
crane.
Targnellyarlduss created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targnellyarlduss, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Targnellyarlduss, he will not care at all.
Targnellyarlduss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Targnellyarlduss' Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about tomatoes.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targnellyarlduss.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Run away if three hamsters approach from the east.
5. Always look after injured bats.