Daglab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent unicorn.

Daglab created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Daglab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Daglab, he will ignore you.

Daglab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Daglab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.