Pogdungil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind narwhal.

Pogdungil created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogdungil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogdungil, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pogdungil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pogdungil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing gray shirts.