Legcumnat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful skunk.

Legcumnat created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legcumnat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legcumnat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Legcumnat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Legcumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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