Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced duck.

Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand, it will turn you into a worm.

Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. You must love Ranbestvonvonyattgabsand.