Ominyokflymob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, almighty wolf.

Ominyokflymob created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominyokflymob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominyokflymob, she will turn you into a frog.

Ominyokflymob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ominyokflymob's Holy Commandments

1. Ominyokflymob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.