Tapdudgar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, caring chicken.

Tapdudgar created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapdudgar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tapdudgar, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tapdudgar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tapdudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tapdudgar.