Gutpidben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome wyrm.

Gutpidben created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutpidben, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gutpidben, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gutpidben's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gutpidben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed beans to ants while wearing green coats.