Yarzodrak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil owl.

Yarzodrak created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarzodrak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarzodrak, she will destroy your home planet.

Yarzodrak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yarzodrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.