Jenlikten is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witty chicken.

Jenlikten created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenlikten, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jenlikten, it will be very sad.

Jenlikten's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jenlikten's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.