Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful goose.

Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad, it will destroy your home planet.

Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Miglegrulsan Tapgomcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always stare at clouds.