Gunyarpnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm butterfly.

Gunyarpnurt created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunyarpnurt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gunyarpnurt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gunyarpnurt's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gunyarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.