Carbafvenfubfossziggam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent lobster.

Carbafvenfubfossziggam created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbafvenfubfossziggam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carbafvenfubfossziggam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Carbafvenfubfossziggam's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Carbafvenfubfossziggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.