Sanwabsadwodnib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast pig.

Sanwabsadwodnib created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanwabsadwodnib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanwabsadwodnib, she will not care.

Sanwabsadwodnib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sanwabsadwodnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the south.

4. You must love Sanwabsadwodnib.

5. Never hurt otters.