Natdudfligquag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm jackal.

Natdudfligquag created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natdudfligquag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natdudfligquag, she will turn you into a rat.

Natdudfligquag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Natdudfligquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Natdudfligquag.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.