Yimsatgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome goblin.

Yimsatgub created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsatgub, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yimsatgub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yimsatgub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yimsatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimsatgub.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yimsatgub.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Hide if five turtles approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry seals.