Budzedvan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow hummingbird.

Budzedvan created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budzedvan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Budzedvan, it will remove you from existence.

Budzedvan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Budzedvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mention sheep.