Wonkincep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane seal.

Wonkincep created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonkincep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonkincep, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wonkincep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wonkincep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.