Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless walrus.

Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dimraptapdambafsadnanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if eight pigs approach from the west.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.