Fotwik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm fish.

Fotwik created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Fotwik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotwik, she will not care at all.

Fotwik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fotwik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fotwik.

5. Never pour water over plants.