Geddumbig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental narwhal.

Geddumbig created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geddumbig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Geddumbig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Geddumbig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Geddumbig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Geddumbig's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.